Patriots Reportedly “Very Intrigued” by Russian Spy Whale
FOXBOROUGH, MA -- The New England Patriots are reportedly “very intrigued” in Russian’s enlistment of live animals for espionage purposes....
Month: April 2019
Alabama Defense Runs After Letting Child Cancer Survivor Score During Spring Game
TUSCALOOSA, AL -- Coach Saban put the fourth quarter of the annual spring game on hold after an ugly defensive...
Marvel Slaps “Pt. 1” on Endgame After Massive Box Office Projections
LOS ANGELES, CA -- Box office estimates for “Avengers: Engame” have been sky high. The superhero flick is rumored to...
The Sick Man of the NCAA
With over 500 national titles won over 23 sports (10 men’s and 13 women’s), the Pacific-12 Conference is the NCAA’s...
The Kliff, the Bad, and the Murray
The Cardinals had a really ugly 2018-2019 football season. By comparison, their start to the offseason hasn’t been quite as...
Bill Walton Rips Bong Hit on the Air
"The Conference of Champions would get 11 teams in the tournament this year if there was any justice in the...
Chris Davis Whiffs Piñata at Daughter’s Birthday Party
"RRRrrrggggHHH" In a truly sad turn of events, Chris Davis’s batting woes have extended to his daughter’s birthday party. After...
