Texans Fear Disemboweled J.J. Watt Out for the Season
"Oh god... not again. Second time this season." HOUSTON, TX --- J.J. Watt was slow to get up after sacking...
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Power Rankings: Worst Sports City in America
Below is a compilation of major US sports cities and the dates of their last three championship victories: Atlanta: 1995...
Williams Refuses to Play Until Redskins Fire Medical Staff
LANDOVER, MD --- Redskins’ offensive tackle Trent Williams is prepared to dig in over his demands to the Washington front...
NOT AGAIN: Jalen Ramsey Slips Disc Opening Facility Door
JACKSONVILLE, FL --- Jalen Ramsey was once again unavailable to practice Tuesday. After a miraculous, one day recovery from the...
Darnold’s First Kiss Ends in Mono
More details have emerged regarding the fateful evening that Jets quarterback, Sam Darnold, contracted mononucleosis. Mononucleosis or “mono” is colloquially...
Jalen Ramsey’s Mom Calls Him in Sick
"Yeah boys I'm real sick, probably not going to be at practice tomorrow...yeah it's pretty bad *cough* *cough* Alright, we...
SHOCK: Bounty Gate Participant Defends Bounty Gate Architect
ESPN commentator, Jonathan Vilma, disputed claims made by Browns wide receiver Odell Beckham Jr. that Gregg Williams encouraged dirty hits...
DeAndre Hopkins Retires, Announces Pro Wrestling Career
Hopkins will debut at WWE Smackdown under the alias "Necessary Roughness." NEW ORLEANS, LA --- DeAndre Hopkins unintentionally launched his...
Naming a Franchise: The New York Jets
The New York Jets were formed in 1959 after founder, Harry Wismer, lobbied for the formation of a second professional...
Humanity is Rooting for Josh Gordon
At this point, it almost feels wrong to root for the New England Patriots. Since 1996, the Patriots have appeared...
