Blues Hold Diversity Event During Film Session
Image concept of the proposed Blues Diversity Day event. ST. LOUIS, MO --- After being blasted by fans around the...
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New Knicks Prez: So uh, which one is Carmelo?
"I hate to keep asking, but are we the blue guys or the ones wearing white? Oh, and do the...
Spike Lee Checks into Rehab for Knicks Withdrawal
"Bernard King? Is that you? Remember when we got slapped by the 76ers in the 83' Conference Semifinals? I miss...
Bears Hire Janitor to Compete with Trubisky
CHICAGO, IL --- Matt Nagy made an unusual personnel decision early Tuesday morning when he decided to sign one of...
Bobby Knight Curiously Returns to Indiana
"It's over Vitale. You've touched my haired for the last time." BLOOMINGTON, IN --- Nearly three years after claiming he...
Burrow Cup Size Turns Off NFL Scouts
INDIANAPOLIS, IN --- The presumptive top overall pick in the 2020 NFL Draft is having a rough week. Less than...
OBJ Hands Out Contraband Baskets to LSU
NEW ORLEANS, LA --- After LSU’s emphatic victory over Clemson in the national title game, Odell Beckham Jr. was filmed...
King: Very Impressed by Diaz’s Miami Offense
SHREVEPORT, LA --- The soon-to-be former quarterback of the Houston Cougars stoically watched Miami’s bowl game from the stands. He...
Barry Bonds: Disgusted by Cheating in Baseball
Barry Bonds pictured in his last season with the San Francisco Giants in 2007. LOS ANGELES, CA --- The legendary...
Darvish: Were the Astros Reading my MIND? HAHA
CHICAGO, IL --- When news of the Astros' sign stealing scandal reached veteran Chicago Cubs pitcher, Yu Darvish, the grizzled...
