Le’Veon Bell Skips OTAs to Continue Vacation
FLORHAM PARK, NJ -- It didn’t take long for the former Steeler to ingratiate himself with his new team. Le’Veon...
Month: May 2019
Jay Cutler’s 7 Tips on Dodging the Check
Hey guys, this is Jay Cutler, former quarterback of the Chicago Bears and current husband of Kristin Cavallari. Today, I’m...
Joel Embiid Out for Game 7 with Injured Funny Bone
"Excellent ocular contest at the rim. Just make sure you stand a bit further away next time in case he...
LSU’s Will Wade: That definitely wasn’t me
BATON ROUGE, LA--The embattled LSU basketball coach employed an interesting defensive strategy in court yesterday afternoon. Wade was caught dead...
Jim Boeheim Announces Rubber Underwear Sponsorship with Pampers
After pissing himself during an upset win over Duke, Syracuse coach Jim Boeheim partnered with Pampers to create a pair...
Celtics Bemoan 1-1 Series Tie Going into Home Advantage
BOSTON, MA -- What the hell happened to the Boston Celtics? Who turned one of the proudest NBA franchises, loaded...
Metta World Peace: I Really Hate Diet Coke
Hi guys, this is Metta World Peace the NBA player formerly known as Ron Artest. I had a 15-year professional...
Giants’ Gettleman Consulted Magic 8-Ball for Draft Advice
"Should I take Dwayne Haskins?" NEW YORK CITY, NY --- The enigmatic Giants GM, David Gettleman, employed a curious strategy...
Instead of Retirement, Tom Brady Dreams of Glorious Death in the Arena
"What we do in life echoes in Canton for eternity." NEW YORK, NY -- It seems that the only question...
Harden Blames Refs for Parking Ticket
OAKLAND, CA -- A distraught James Harden took the stand Sunday evening to accuse the referees of negatively influencing the...
