God: HAHA! Not so fast, Rutgers
OOH HO! You almost had it!! Got to be quicker than that! You were so close, SO CLOSE to making...
Month: March 2020
Darius Slay to Loses All Respect for Patricia After Hot Dog Incident
"The perfect breakfast: One Halloween Carnival Dog and a quart of whole milk to wash it down." DETROIT, MI ---...
Bucs Fan Visibly Erect Getting Paper
Hard enough to cut a diamond. TAMPA BAY, FL --- A Buccaneers fan was spotted Wednesday morning with a large...
NCAA Selection Committee Process REVEALED
NEW YORK, NY --- An anonymous NCAA Selection Committee (mob) member has finally revealed the process through which the committee...
Rudy Gobert Grosses Out Soup Kitchen Hours Before Coronavirus
"To taste the sauce you must create the sauce. To create the sauce you must base the sauce. To base...
DWade Changes Mind, Will Sit in Solidarity with Son
CHATSWORTH, CA --- Future NBA Hall of Famer, Dwayne Wade, has reversed on his decision to boycott Sierra Canyon’s championship...
Blues Hold Diversity Event During Film Session
Image concept of the proposed Blues Diversity Day event. ST. LOUIS, MO --- After being blasted by fans around the...
New Knicks Prez: So uh, which one is Carmelo?
"I hate to keep asking, but are we the blue guys or the ones wearing white? Oh, and do the...
Spike Lee Checks into Rehab for Knicks Withdrawal
"Bernard King? Is that you? Remember when we got slapped by the 76ers in the 83' Conference Semifinals? I miss...
Bears Hire Janitor to Compete with Trubisky
CHICAGO, IL --- Matt Nagy made an unusual personnel decision early Tuesday morning when he decided to sign one of...
