CIN: Piss Off Miami, Burrow Come to Papa
Reports have emerged that the Miami Dolphins have contacted the Cincinnati Bengals multiple times over the past couple of weeks...
Month: April 2020
Boston: Brady? Eh, Fuck Him
"We'll be taking that Lombardi, now scram!" BOSTON, MA --- Emotions are still raw in Boston nearly a month after...
Bubba Rage Quits After Crash, Gets Bowyer in Trouble with Mom
Nascar driver Bubba Wallace rage quit from the eNASCAR iRacing Pro Invitational Series after a wreck involving fellow driver, Clint...
Josh Rosen and the Art of the (Raw) Deal
Josh Rosen was a can’t miss quarterback prospect coming out of the hottest football talent pool in the country. He...
“I’m the Best Player in the Draft” Claims Long Snapper
CITYSVILLE, OK --- A projected sixth round long snapper, Edwin Minkus Jr., made a bold declaration on Twitter after his...
Hamlin Throws Banana Peel to Seal Homestead Win
The coronavirus pandemic has upheaved the world professional sports. Three weeks ago, the NBA was the first professional sports league...
LeBron Invites Fans to Watch Him Jerk Off to His Own Highlights
"Open wide for me 6." LOS ANGELES, CA --- After missing the news cycle for a record 72 straight hours,...
