Bubba Rage Quits After Crash, Gets Bowyer in Trouble with Mom

Nascar driver Bubba Wallace rage quit from the eNASCAR iRacing Pro Invitational Series after a wreck involving fellow driver, Clint Bowyer. Bubba’s car collided with the wall after several aggressive attempts by Bowyer to gain position. While waiting for their respective virtual pit crews, Bowyer spammed Bubba’s private chat with “u mad?” and “git gud”, despite the fact that he was in no better position to win the race. After 10 mins of incessant griefing from Bowyer, Wallace pulled the plug on his router in a blind fury. Sources close to the driver claim Bubba uninstalled the game shortly thereafter. However, this was not the end of their feud.

The following day, Mrs. Bowyer paid a visit to her son’s room while he was playing XBox.

“So Clint, do you know who I just got off the phone with? Mrs. Wallace. She said her son was very upset last night after playing video games with you and your friends. Care to explain why?”

“I don’t know.”

“I think you do know, Clint. I think you and your little friends might have had too much fun at Bubba’s expense. I want you to apologize to that boy and invite him over for dinner this weekend.

“C’mon, Mom. We were just joking.”

“I don’t think Bubba felt like you were ‘just joking.’ Tell him you are sorry for antagonizing him in your game.”

“Ok, fine. Later.”

“I want you to do it right now. And then invite him over for dinner.”

“Get off my case, Mom. I’m in the middle of a game. I’ll do it later.”

“Right now, Clint.”

“I’ve got 15 minutes left in the game and this is a ranked, competitive game. I can’t leave it or they will lower my rank and ban me for two days. Do you know how long it took me to get to Plat, Ma?

“Maybe you should have thought of that before you were mean to Bubba. I want you to march over to his house right now.”

Clint let out an exaggerated sigh and opened the XBox Live messenger. After finding Bubba in his friend’s list he sent him the following message:

“Sry for calling you gay alot and saying I banged ur mum. We only did it a couple of times. Smell you later, butthead.” 

The horrified Mrs. Bowyer whacked Clint upside the head and the two proceeded to argue for the next 20 minutes. After getting nowhere with her demands, Mrs. Bowyer issued an ultimatum: Clint would go over to the Wallace house and apologize or no XBox for the next two weeks. Her son replied with “I’ve got Bubba’s apology right here!” before pulling down his shorts and spanking his heiny. Since then, Clint has been mostly reading books and staring at the wall after school. It is unclear when Clint’s mom will allow him to play XBox again after he called her “a heartless bitch” two days into his two-week punishment. Mrs. Bowyer has now extended the XBox ban indefinitely. Clint’s status for the next eNASCAR iRacing Pro Invitational Series race is doubtful. 

Meanwhile, Clint’s younger brother, Chet, has been greatly enjoying his brother’s punishment, as he finally gets a chance to play on the family’s XBox. Chet has carelessly overwritten a large number of Clint’s saved files and spilled Dr. Pepper on one of his controllers. He plans to blame this family dog.