Instead of Retirement, Tom Brady Dreams of Glorious Death in the Arena
"What we do in life echoes in Canton for eternity." NEW YORK, NY -- It seems that the only question...
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Harden Blames Refs for Parking Ticket
OAKLAND, CA -- A distraught James Harden took the stand Sunday evening to accuse the referees of negatively influencing the...
LaVar Ball to be the President of Basketball Operations for the Los Angeles Lakers
LOS ANGELES, CA -- After discussing with GM, Rob Pelinka, Jeanie Buss has picked LaVar Ball to be the next...
Clemson Raises Tuition to Build Medieval Castle Complex for Football Players
CLEMSON, SC -- Students at Clemson University woke up to a shocking email Thursday morning. Clemson’s President, James P. Clements,...
Patriots Reportedly “Very Intrigued” by Russian Spy Whale
FOXBOROUGH, MA -- The New England Patriots are reportedly “very intrigued” in Russian’s enlistment of live animals for espionage purposes....
Alabama Defense Runs After Letting Child Cancer Survivor Score During Spring Game
TUSCALOOSA, AL -- Coach Saban put the fourth quarter of the annual spring game on hold after an ugly defensive...
Marvel Slaps “Pt. 1” on Endgame After Massive Box Office Projections
LOS ANGELES, CA -- Box office estimates for “Avengers: Engame” have been sky high. The superhero flick is rumored to...
Bill Walton Rips Bong Hit on the Air
"The Conference of Champions would get 11 teams in the tournament this year if there was any justice in the...
Chris Davis Whiffs Piñata at Daughter’s Birthday Party
"RRRrrrggggHHH" In a truly sad turn of events, Chris Davis’s batting woes have extended to his daughter’s birthday party. After...
