Kawhi Leonard’s First Year with the Clippers (according to fans) (VIDEO) 
Bubba Rage Quits After Crash, Gets Bowyer in Trouble with Mom
Nascar driver Bubba Wallace rage quit from the eNASCAR iRacing Pro Invitational Series after a wreck involving fellow driver, Clint...
Josh Rosen and the Art of the (Raw) Deal
Josh Rosen was a can’t miss quarterback prospect coming out of the hottest football talent pool in the country. He...
“I’m the Best Player in the Draft” Claims Long Snapper
CITYSVILLE, OK --- A projected sixth round long snapper, Edwin Minkus Jr., made a bold declaration on Twitter after his...
Hamlin Throws Banana Peel to Seal Homestead Win
The coronavirus pandemic has upheaved the world professional sports. Three weeks ago, the NBA was the first professional sports league...
LeBron Invites Fans to Watch Him Jerk Off to His Own Highlights
"Open wide for me 6." LOS ANGELES, CA --- After missing the news cycle for a record 72 straight hours,...
God: HAHA! Not so fast, Rutgers
OOH HO! You almost had it!! Got to be quicker than that! You were so close, SO CLOSE to making...
Darius Slay to Loses All Respect for Patricia After Hot Dog Incident
"The perfect breakfast: One Halloween Carnival Dog and a quart of whole milk to wash it down." DETROIT, MI ---...
Bucs Fan Visibly Erect Getting Paper
Hard enough to cut a diamond. TAMPA BAY, FL --- A Buccaneers fan was spotted Wednesday morning with a large...
NCAA Selection Committee Process REVEALED
NEW YORK, NY --- An anonymous NCAA Selection Committee (mob) member has finally revealed the process through which the committee...
Rudy Gobert Grosses Out Soup Kitchen Hours Before Coronavirus
"To taste the sauce you must create the sauce. To create the sauce you must base the sauce. To base...