Dodger Fans Can’t Find Any Nats Fans to Beat After Loss
LOS ANGELES, CA --- “Heartbreaking.” The only way the Dodger faithful can describe their latest round of playoff woes. This...
Month: October 2019
Illinois Fans Forget How to Celebrate
An Illinois fan in his natural habitat. URBANA-CHAMPAIGN, IL --- In the wake of their last second, upset win over...
New Measurement Reveals Zion Williamson Only 5’6!
NEW ORLEANS, LA --- The NBA has rolled out a new league policy that requires teams to submit the official...
Williams Refuses to Play Until Redskins Fire Medical Staff
LANDOVER, MD --- Redskins’ offensive tackle Trent Williams is prepared to dig in over his demands to the Washington front...
NOT AGAIN: Jalen Ramsey Slips Disc Opening Facility Door
JACKSONVILLE, FL --- Jalen Ramsey was once again unavailable to practice Tuesday. After a miraculous, one day recovery from the...
Darnold’s First Kiss Ends in Mono
More details have emerged regarding the fateful evening that Jets quarterback, Sam Darnold, contracted mononucleosis. Mononucleosis or “mono” is colloquially...
Miss St. Mascot Questionable for Tenn. Match Up
"Ruh roh..." AUBURN, AL – Mississippi State’s beloved bulldog, Bully, took a devastating shot from Auburn running back, JaTarvious Whitlow...
