UPDATE: Movers On Stand-By Outside Kawhi’s House
TORONTO, CA – It has been reported that a number of U-Haul moving vans have been idly parked outside of...
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Griffin to AD: You’re not going anywhere, you little shit
LOS ANGELES, CA -- Reports have emerged that David Griffin arranged a breakfast meeting with Anthony Davis early this morning...
Magic: Pelinka Pointed Finger Guns at Me
"Magic, I want you to turn around, go outside, comeback and don't talk about having no job, no car, no...
Naming a Franchise: The Toronto Raptors
In 1994, Toronto was awarded an NBA franchise. A local newspaper, the Toronto Star in conjunction with Toronto's CFRB radio...
Warriors Show Cracks By Sweeping Blazers
OAKLAND, CA -- The Warriors have earned their fifth straight trip to the finals in row when they swept the...
Twilight Zone: Kyle Lowry Gets No Help in the Fourth Quarter
MILWAUKEE, WI -- Fourth quarter. Bright lights. One man puts his life on the line for his team. This man...
Lonzo Ball Reportedly Watching Trebuchet Film to Improve Shot
LOS ANGELES, CA --- Lonzo Ball has a notorious shooting problem. The point guard’s inability to score from range baffles...
Joel Embiid Out for Game 7 with Injured Funny Bone
"Excellent ocular contest at the rim. Just make sure you stand a bit further away next time in case he...
Celtics Bemoan 1-1 Series Tie Going into Home Advantage
BOSTON, MA -- What the hell happened to the Boston Celtics? Who turned one of the proudest NBA franchises, loaded...
Metta World Peace: I Really Hate Diet Coke
Hi guys, this is Metta World Peace the NBA player formerly known as Ron Artest. I had a 15-year professional...
