Antonio Brown Appeals NFL to Wear Leather Helmet
OAKLAND, CA --- After his helmet appeal was denied by the NFL, Antonio Brown has submitted another request for an...
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Ravens “Thrilled” to Sign Triple Homicide Suspect
"I'll have to check with my parole officer before next week's away game. Do ankle monitors violate the league's uniform...
Gordon: No Team Has Let a Star Player Sit a WHOLE Season
4-D contractual chess LOS ANGELES, CA --- Members of the media caught up with Chargers running back, Melvin Gordon outside...
Naming a Franchise: The Green Bay Packers
The Packers acquired their name in 1919 when founder, Curly Lambeau, requested funds from his employer, Indian Packing Company. Curly...
Redskins Install Penny-Pinching Turnstiles at Stadium
Skins fans sucked into the money stealing vortex of FedExField after passing through the turnstiles. LANDOVER, MD --- At the...
Le’Veon Bell Skips OTAs to Continue Vacation
FLORHAM PARK, NJ -- It didn’t take long for the former Steeler to ingratiate himself with his new team. Le’Veon...
Jay Cutler’s 7 Tips on Dodging the Check
Hey guys, this is Jay Cutler, former quarterback of the Chicago Bears and current husband of Kristin Cavallari. Today, I’m...
Giants’ Gettleman Consulted Magic 8-Ball for Draft Advice
"Should I take Dwayne Haskins?" NEW YORK CITY, NY --- The enigmatic Giants GM, David Gettleman, employed a curious strategy...
Instead of Retirement, Tom Brady Dreams of Glorious Death in the Arena
"What we do in life echoes in Canton for eternity." NEW YORK, NY -- It seems that the only question...
Patriots Reportedly “Very Intrigued” by Russian Spy Whale
FOXBOROUGH, MA -- The New England Patriots are reportedly “very intrigued” in Russian’s enlistment of live animals for espionage purposes....
