DeAndre Hopkins Retires, Announces Pro Wrestling Career
Hopkins will debut at WWE Smackdown under the alias "Necessary Roughness." NEW ORLEANS, LA --- DeAndre Hopkins unintentionally launched his...
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NCAA Transfer: They Just Offered Me More Money
TUSCALOOSA, AL --- Brock Froggler, the backup quarterback at the University of Michigan has entered the NCAA transfer portal. The...
Dartmouth Uses VR to Experience Pounding from Power 5 School
"Wow! It actually feels like Big Al is rearranging my insides!" HANOVER, NH --- Dartmouth’s football program has reportedly begun...
Antonio Brown Appeals NFL to Wear Leather Helmet
OAKLAND, CA --- After his helmet appeal was denied by the NFL, Antonio Brown has submitted another request for an...
MLB Fans: Robot Umps Will Take Fun Out of Baseball
An MLB coach unloads on a prototype MLB robot ump after he called 40 straight balls during a spring game....
Ravens “Thrilled” to Sign Triple Homicide Suspect
"I'll have to check with my parole officer before next week's away game. Do ankle monitors violate the league's uniform...
Chris Paul Contract Fails to Sell At Local OKC County Fair
The Thunder are exploring unusual ways to get Chris Paul's contract off the books. Chris Paul is less than pleased....
Gordon: No Team Has Let a Star Player Sit a WHOLE Season
4-D contractual chess LOS ANGELES, CA --- Members of the media caught up with Chargers running back, Melvin Gordon outside...
New York Knicks: Look How Much Money We Saved!
NEW YORK, NY -- On Sunday night, a series of blockbuster trades reverberated throughout the NBA. Al Horford shunned the...
Southern Chicago Tech: Basketball Powerhouse?
CHICAGO, IL --- Recruiting is an essential part of success at the collegiate level. That much is evident. Duke basketball...
