Phoenix Suns Draft Imaginary Nigerian Prince
"Very nice to meet you Mr. Goodell. Tell me where I can find the Sons of Phoenix." BROOKLYN, NY ---...
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David Griffin: Oh And Pelinka…I Want Your Pants Too
NEW ORLEANS, LA -- Multiple sources claim to have witnessed Lakers’ GM Rob Pelinka leaving David Griffin’s New Orleans office...
Bob Meyers: I Should’ve Seen Klay’s Injury Coming
Warriors GM Bob Meyers tries to hold his composure as he informs the media of Thompson's injury during Game 6...
Westbrook: Fan Interaction Has Gone Too Far
I am writing this column after the unfortunate incident involving Kyle Lowry in Game 3 of the Finals. Kyle collided...
NBA Fans Surprised Toronto has a Team
TORONTO, CA -- Many basketball fans were in for a shock when they tuned into this year’s NBA Finals. The...
UPDATE: Movers On Stand-By Outside Kawhi’s House
TORONTO, CA – It has been reported that a number of U-Haul moving vans have been idly parked outside of...
Griffin to AD: You’re not going anywhere, you little shit
LOS ANGELES, CA -- Reports have emerged that David Griffin arranged a breakfast meeting with Anthony Davis early this morning...
Magic: Pelinka Pointed Finger Guns at Me
"Magic, I want you to turn around, go outside, comeback and don't talk about having no job, no car, no...
Ohio State President: At Least We Didn’t “Diddle” Kids
COLUMBUS, OH -- Ohio State is reeling in the wake of a report that alleges a school doctor sexually assaulted...
Warriors Show Cracks By Sweeping Blazers
OAKLAND, CA -- The Warriors have earned their fifth straight trip to the finals in row when they swept the...
