Griffin to AD: You’re not going anywhere, you little shit
LOS ANGELES, CA -- Reports have emerged that David Griffin arranged a breakfast meeting with Anthony Davis early this morning...
Month: May 2019
Magic: Pelinka Pointed Finger Guns at Me
"Magic, I want you to turn around, go outside, comeback and don't talk about having no job, no car, no...
Naming a Franchise: The Toronto Raptors
In 1994, Toronto was awarded an NBA franchise. A local newspaper, the Toronto Star in conjunction with Toronto's CFRB radio...
Michigan Hires Former Player, Surely That Won’t Backfire
Ann Arbor, MI -- On Wednesday night, the Michigan Wolverines hired Juwan Howard to succeed John Beilein as the school’s...
Ohio State President: At Least We Didn’t “Diddle” Kids
COLUMBUS, OH -- Ohio State is reeling in the wake of a report that alleges a school doctor sexually assaulted...
Warriors Show Cracks By Sweeping Blazers
OAKLAND, CA -- The Warriors have earned their fifth straight trip to the finals in row when they swept the...
Redskins Install Penny-Pinching Turnstiles at Stadium
Skins fans sucked into the money stealing vortex of FedExField after passing through the turnstiles. LANDOVER, MD --- At the...
Twilight Zone: Kyle Lowry Gets No Help in the Fourth Quarter
MILWAUKEE, WI -- Fourth quarter. Bright lights. One man puts his life on the line for his team. This man...
Lonzo Ball Reportedly Watching Trebuchet Film to Improve Shot
LOS ANGELES, CA --- Lonzo Ball has a notorious shooting problem. The point guard’s inability to score from range baffles...
Joe Paterno Statue Found at Above Ground Pool Party
LUMBRIDGE, PA --- The bronze statue of deceased college football icon, Joe Paterno, has been found at an above ground...
