“I’m the Best Player in the Draft” Claims Long Snapper
CITYSVILLE, OK --- A projected sixth round long snapper, Edwin Minkus Jr., made a bold declaration on Twitter after his...
NCAA
God: HAHA! Not so fast, Rutgers
OOH HO! You almost had it!! Got to be quicker than that! You were so close, SO CLOSE to making...
NCAA Selection Committee Process REVEALED
NEW YORK, NY --- An anonymous NCAA Selection Committee (mob) member has finally revealed the process through which the committee...
Bobby Knight Curiously Returns to Indiana
"It's over Vitale. You've touched my haired for the last time." BLOOMINGTON, IN --- Nearly three years after claiming he...
Burrow Cup Size Turns Off NFL Scouts
INDIANAPOLIS, IN --- The presumptive top overall pick in the 2020 NFL Draft is having a rough week. Less than...
OBJ Hands Out Contraband Baskets to LSU
NEW ORLEANS, LA --- After LSU’s emphatic victory over Clemson in the national title game, Odell Beckham Jr. was filmed...
King: Very Impressed by Diaz’s Miami Offense
SHREVEPORT, LA --- The soon-to-be former quarterback of the Houston Cougars stoically watched Miami’s bowl game from the stands. He...
Clemson Receiver Does Entire Ballet Before Dropping “Incomplete Pass”
MIAMI, FL --- The controversial call that negated a fumble recovery touchdown by Ohio State in the College Football Playoffs...
Finebaum: Five Loss Tide Should Make Playoff
Yesterday, outspoken Alabama native and Crimson Tide groupie, Paul Finebaum, opened his Pardon My Take segment with perhaps his boldest...
Illinois Fans Forget How to Celebrate
An Illinois fan in his natural habitat. URBANA-CHAMPAIGN, IL --- In the wake of their last second, upset win over...
