Kawhi Leonard’s First Year with the Clippers (according to fans) (VIDEO) 
Ohio State President: At Least We Didn’t “Diddle” Kids
COLUMBUS, OH -- Ohio State is reeling in the wake of a report that alleges a school doctor sexually assaulted...
Warriors Show Cracks By Sweeping Blazers
OAKLAND, CA -- The Warriors have earned their fifth straight trip to the finals in row when they swept the...
Redskins Install Penny-Pinching Turnstiles at Stadium
Skins fans sucked into the money stealing vortex of FedExField after passing through the turnstiles. LANDOVER, MD --- At the...
Twilight Zone: Kyle Lowry Gets No Help in the Fourth Quarter
MILWAUKEE, WI -- Fourth quarter. Bright lights. One man puts his life on the line for his team. This man...
Lonzo Ball Reportedly Watching Trebuchet Film to Improve Shot
LOS ANGELES, CA --- Lonzo Ball has a notorious shooting problem. The point guard’s inability to score from range baffles...
Joe Paterno Statue Found at Above Ground Pool Party
LUMBRIDGE, PA --- The bronze statue of deceased college football icon, Joe Paterno, has been found at an above ground...
Le’Veon Bell Skips OTAs to Continue Vacation
FLORHAM PARK, NJ -- It didn’t take long for the former Steeler to ingratiate himself with his new team. Le’Veon...
Jay Cutler’s 7 Tips on Dodging the Check
Hey guys, this is Jay Cutler, former quarterback of the Chicago Bears and current husband of Kristin Cavallari. Today, I’m...
Joel Embiid Out for Game 7 with Injured Funny Bone
"Excellent ocular contest at the rim. Just make sure you stand a bit further away next time in case he...
LSU’s Will Wade: That definitely wasn’t me
BATON ROUGE, LA--The embattled LSU basketball coach employed an interesting defensive strategy in court yesterday afternoon. Wade was caught dead...